What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Apple's Latest Movie Trailer Innovation Suggests The Future Of Premium Home Viewing - SlashFilm

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

How Can I get a taxi company to outsource their Dispatch services to me?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

share office space ...

What’s the best way to monetize email subscribers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So they tried

No go.

Minds and Behinds